Demetri Martin Net Worth

Demetri Martin Net Worth is
$3 Million

Demetri Martin Biography

19 Demetri Martin can be an American comedian, actor, artist and a musician. He’s known for his stand-up humor in his Humor Central show “CONSIDERATIONS with Demetri Martin” along with his contributions on “The Daily Show”. He’s also known for NIGHT TIME with Conan O’Brien and Demetri Martin. Person. He was created in NEW YORK, New York. He’s a Greek American. He includes a young brother called Spyro. During high-school, Demetri described himself as a nerd. He spent the majority of his school days learning his puzzle books and teaching himself a couple of ‘worthless talents’ such as for example juggling, riding a unicycle, and being ambidextrous. From the 6th quality, he ran for president or vice-president and won each year. After that, he visited Yale University and graduated in 1995. Then requested Harvard Law College, but also after being recognized, he went to NY University School of Rules, where he received a complete scholarship. He withdrew from low college before the begin of his final season, opting to persue humor over completing his Juris Doctor. Martin quotes “I acquired into stand-up because I really like stand-up. Particularly in stand-up, I really like jokes. I really like short, structured concepts and a punchline.” He began by executing at the Boston Comedy Golf club in NY. He proved helpful at temp careers, then turn into a full-period proofreader, do a huge selection of stand-up displays, some humor festivals, a few writing careers, some screenplays, two pilot scripts, and about twenty mins of Pilates The globe first caught Martin beautiful comedic talents if they initial noticed him on Comedy Central’s operate showcase “Premium Mix”. In 2003, he earned the Perrier Award along with his present If I…. From 2003-04, he wrote for NIGHT TIME with Conan O’Brien. In 2005, he was credited as a contributor on The Daily Present. By 2014, he can be no more a contributor of The Daily Present. In ’09 2009, he hosted and starred in his very own TV show “CONSIDERATIONS With Demetri Martin” on Humor Central. Martin has documented a humor album titled “THEY ARE Jokes”. He in addition has starred in Fountains of Wayne music video for "You to definitely Like", a video for the Travis one "Selfish Jean", the growing season finale of the HBO series Trip of the Concords, etc. He also loves to tour too much to spread his comedic genius throughout America. Even more on his career are available in his bio and wiki. Demetri Evan Martin was created on 25 th of Might, 1973. He was created to Greek Orthodox priest Dean C. Martin and nutritionist Lilian Martin. He was raised in Toms River on the shores of NJ with his family members, including his young brother Spyro. Demetri’s family members got a seasonal small company by the shore. He proved helpful there from age eleven. He loved browsing, skateboarding and solving puzzles. After conjuring their lifestyle savings together, they exposed a diner, where Demetri waited tables. He was the first choice of his church GOYA (Greek Orthodox Youth Association). He previously a great capability in public speaking, exactly like his dad. As a kid, he used to view Pink Panther and was a enthusiast of Gary Larson and comedian Steve Wright. His dad, who passed on in 1994, was also a fan of humor, a fan of brands such as Costs Cosby. Martin got a short-resided marriage with a female named Jen, who started dating him after senior high school. They got divorced and on June 1, 2012, he wedded his long-period girlfriend Rachael Beame. Martin can be incredibly allergic to nuts. $3 Million: Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) can be an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, article writer, and humorist. He’s most widely known for his are a stand-up comedian, being truly a contributor on The Daily Present, and his Humor Central show CONSIDERATIONS with Demetri Martin. Martin was created on, may 25, 1973 to a Greek American family members in NEW YORK, NY,[citation needed] the boy of nutritionist Lillian and Greek Orthodox priest Dean C. Martin (today deceased). He was raised in Toms River, NJ, and has a young brother called Spyro. Martin graduated from Yale University in 1995. During his period there, he wrote a 224-phrase poem about alcoholism as a task for a fractal geometry course, which became a favorite palindromic poem. He was also an associate of the Anti-Gravity Culture, whose members juggle items on Sunday evenings on Yale’s Aged Campus. Although Martin was recognized into Harvard Rules School, he visited NY University School of Rules after he received a complete scholarship. He became uninterested in law school and still left to become stand-up comedian. Demetri Martin net worthy of: Demetri Martin can be an American comedian, actor, musician, and writer who includes a net worthy of of $4 million. Demetri Evan Martin was created in NEW YORK, NY in-may 1973. Martin received a complete scholarship to NY University School of Rules. His stand-up humor break came in 2001 when he made an appearance on Superior Blend for Humor Central. He earned the Perrier award at the 2003 Edinburgh Event Fringe. Demetri wrote for the present NIGHT TIME with Conan O’Brien in 2003 and 2004. He also got his very own Comedy Central Presents particular in 2004. Since 2005 Martin is a contributor on The Daily Present. He hosts the segment “Trendspotting”. He starred in it show CONSIDERATIONS With Demetri Martin on Humor Central from 2009 to 2010. He has made an appearance in the movies Analyze That, Acquiring Woodstock, and Contangion. He’s known for just one liners and drawing on a big pad. He also uses musical instruments to accompany his jokes. In 2011 his publication This Is a Reserve was published. He marketed an idea for a movie known as Will to DreamWorks. In 2012 he wedded Rachael Beame. A global known Comedian, actor, article writer Demetrios Evan Martin born in Friday, May 25, 1973

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Quick Facts

Full NameDemetri Martin
Net Worth$3 million
Date Of BirthMay 25, 1973
Height1.78 m
ProfessionScreenwriter, Film Score Composer, Television producer, Comedian, Actor, Humorist
EducationNew York University School of Law, New York University, Yale University
SpouseRachael Beame, Jen Martin
ParentsDean C. Martin, Lillian Martin
SiblingsSpyro Martin
AwardsWGA Award for Best Comedy/Variety - (Including Talk) Series - Television
NominationsPrimetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing - Variety Series, Goodreads Choice Awards Best Humor
MoviesDean, The Last Time You Had Fun, Sequoia, In a World..., Take Me Home Tonight, Taking Woodstock, Post Grad, Bandslam, The Rocker, Invite Them Up, Analyze That, The Best of Comedy Central Presents, Moon People
TV ShowsImportant Things with Demetri Martin, The Daily Show

Interesting Facts

1Interpreted and starred in Scottish band Travis' music video for the single "Selfish Jean".
2Is allergic to nuts.
3Favorite comedian is Steven Wright.
4Favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate.
5He refers to his intelligent yet absurd style of humor as "nerd humor".
6Experimented and enjoyed break dancing when he was growing up.
7Demetri grew up on the Jersey Shore in Toms River, NJ.
8Is allergic to watermelon.
9His father is a Greek Orthodox priest and his mom is a nutritionist. His parents also co owned a Greek restaurant with his grandparents and uncle.
10Enjoys skateboarding.
11Did stand-up at Boston Comedy Club in New York City early in his career.
12Attended Yale University and NYU School of Law on a full scholarship.


1Unexpected punchlines


1[on producing an indie movie] It's humbling. You get twenty days to shoot the thing and you think you're ready, and then of course reality hits you. It's like 'They're having trouble parking the truck; there's a helicopter up there so we have to wait for sound'. You can just see the minutes ticking away and we're losing light. It's all those things that you really don't have to worry about with stand-up. Show up to the gig, tell the jokes for an hour then you're done.
2[on performing in stand-up comedy] I have to trust that I will come up with something good each day, whether it's a drawing or a joke or a couple of jokes, or an idea for a story, or a paragraph. You keep pushing and try to be disciplined and organized, so I find stuff and say, 'There's an idea I think that will will work in a book two years fro now'. Then, when the deadline comes closer, I can sift through the pile and know what I've got to work with.
3I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
4I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
5I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
6I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
7My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'
8I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
9I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
10If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
11I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
12Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
13The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
14I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
15If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
16Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
17I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
18The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
19I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
20When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
21A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
22A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
23I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
24If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
25A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
26My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
27I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
28Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
29I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
30Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
31The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
32I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'
33I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
34I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
35The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
36And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
37And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
38I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
39I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
40And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
41Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
42Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
43But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
44I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.
45I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
46I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
47I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.
48I love Steven Wright.
49I never set out to do a sketch show.
50I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
51I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
52I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
53I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
54There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.
55It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.
56Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.
57People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
58I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
59I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
60I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
61I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
62Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
63Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
64People only have so much attention.
65To me, comedy is a game.
66Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
67When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
68But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.
69But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
70For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'
71I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.
72I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.
73Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.
74Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
75The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.


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Won Awards

Won awards

YearAwardCeremonyNominationMovieAward shared with
2016Jury AwardTribeca Film FestivalBest U.S. Narrative FeatureDean (2016)
2005WGA Award (TV)Writers Guild of America, USAComedy/Variety (Including Talk) - SeriesLate Night with Conan O'Brien (1993)Mike Sweeney

Chris Albers

José Arroyo

Andy Blitz

Kevin Dorff

Daniel J. Goor

Michael Gordon

Brian Kiley

Michael Koman

Brian McCann

Guy Nicolucci

Conan O'Brien

Allison Silverman

Robert Smigel

Brian Stack

Andrew Weinberg

Nominated Awards

Nominated awards

YearAwardCeremonyNominationMovieAward shared with
2004Primetime EmmyPrimetime Emmy AwardsOutstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy ProgramLate Night with Conan O'Brien (1993)Mike Sweeney (head writer)

Chris Albers (writer)

José Arroyo (writer)

Michael Gordon (writer)

Brian Kiley (writer)

Brian McCann (writer)

Conan O'Brien (writer)

Brian Stack (writer)

Andy Blitz (writer)

Michael Koman (writer)

Guy Nicolucci (writer)

Andrew Weinberg (writer)

Kevin Dorff (writer)

Allison Silverman (writer)

Daniel J. Goor (writer)



Dean2016written by
Demetri Martin: Live (At the Time)2015TV Special documentary
Important Things with Demetri MartinTV Series creator - 17 episodes, 2009 - 2010 writer - 16 episodes, 2009 - 2010
Demetri Martin. Person.2007TV Special documentary written by
Late Night with Conan O'Brien2003-2004TV Series writer - 136 episodes
The Wrong Coast2004TV Series
Comedy Central Presents2004TV Series documentary writer - 1 episode
Comedy Lab2004TV Series writer - 1 episode
If I2004TV Movie written by


Animals.2017TV Series
Steven Universe2017TV SeriesIce Bear
We Bare Bears2014-2017TV SeriesIce Bear Additional Voices Baby Ice Bear ...
Our Fascinating Planet2016TV SeriesTed Rimmarniet
We Bare Bears: Panda's Profile Pic2016ShortIce Bear (voice)
New Girl2016TV SeriesJuror 237B / Gary
We Bare Bears: Log Ride2015ShortIce Bear (voice)
We Bare Bears: Bear Cleaning2015ShortIce Bear (voice)
House of Lies2015TV SeriesEllis Hightower
The Last Time You Had Fun2014Will
In a World...2013Louis
Contagion2011Dr. David Eisenberg
Take Me Home Tonight2011Carlos
Post Grad2009TV Commercial Producer (uncredited)
Taking Woodstock2009Elliot Teichberg
The Rocker2008Kip
Flight of the Conchords2007TV SeriesDemetri
The Pavement2003TV SeriesVarious (2003-2005)
Analyze That2002Personal Assistant (as Demitri Martin)


Our Fascinating Planet2016TV Series executive producer - 8 episodes
Demetri Martin: Live (At the Time)2015TV Special documentary executive producer
Demetri Martin: Standup Comedian2012TV Special documentary executive producer
Important Things with Demetri Martin2009-2010TV Series executive producer - 17 episodes
Demetri Martin. Person.2007TV Special documentary executive producer


Our Fascinating Planet2016TV Series 8 episodes


Important Things with Demetri Martin2009TV Series 7 episodes
Comedy Central Presents2004TV Series documentary 1 episode


Important Things with Demetri MartinTV Series performer - 2 episodes, 2009 writer - 2 episodes, 2009
Flight of the Conchords2007TV Series performer - 1 episode

Music Department

Demetri Martin. Person.2007TV Special documentary composer: additional music / composer: theme music


Peace, Love and Cinema2009Documentary short thanks


DSN: Drunk Shopping Network2016TV SeriesHimself
Demetri Martin: Live (At the Time)2015TV Special documentaryHimself
Made in Hollywood2013TV SeriesHimself
Up Close with Carrie Keagan2009-2013TV SeriesHimself
Reel Junkie2013TV SeriesHimself
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno2009-2013TV SeriesHimself
Late Show with David Letterman2002-2013TV SeriesHimself - Guest / Himself
Demetri Martin: Standup Comedian2012TV Special documentaryHimself
Metaphysical Milkshake2012TV SeriesHimself - Guest
Conan2011TV SeriesHimself - Guest
Kevin Pollak's Chat Show2011TV SeriesHimself
Jimmy Kimmel Live!2003-2010TV SeriesHimself - Guest / Himself
Important Things with Demetri Martin2009-2010TV SeriesHimself - Host / Various
Peace, Love and Cinema2009Documentary shortHimself
Entertainment Tonight2009TV SeriesHimself
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien2009TV SeriesHimself
It's On with Alexa Chung2009TV SeriesHimself - Guest
Paper Heart2009Himself
2008 Breakout Comedians2008TV MovieHimself
It's the Ass 'n Balls Show!2008Video shortHimself
The Daily Show1998-2008TV SeriesHimself - Contributor 'Trendspotting' / Himself - 'Youth Correspondent' / Himself - 'Youth Spotting Expert' / ...
Late Night with Conan O'Brien2000-2007TV SeriesHimself
Fabrice Fabrice Interviews2007TV Series shortHimself
Demetri Martin. Person.2007TV Special documentaryHimself
Just for Laughs2006TV SeriesHimself
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson2005TV SeriesHimself
Last Call with Carson Daly2005TV SeriesHimself
Comedy Central Presents2004TV Series documentaryHimself
Comedy Lab2004TV SeriesHimself
If I2004TV MovieHimself
Late Friday2001TV SeriesHimself

Archive Footage

100 Greatest Stand-Ups2007TV Special documentaryHimself

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